It seemed like a normal day, woke up,brushed, had a cup of tea and went to the gym(Celebrity Fitness).
But all that was going to change once I stepped foot in the gym, while I was on the cross trainer the personal trainer I knew shouted my name at the top of his voice just so he could say hello to me.
Yes, the whole gym now knows my name, ok so that's not a very bad thing, then I headed upstairs too do the weights and I decided to wait for my aunt/cous at the lounge area. So the yoga instructor comes out and goes oh why don't u come anymore,your prolly all stiff(yeah like wat man????) u shud come on monday mornings(8 in the morning i dnt think so) or on wednesday evenings(and miss my hindi serials, i so dnt think so). Thank god it finally came time for him to leave.
Now the interesting part starts, so for a couple of days now there has been this guy who works behind the desk at the gym( yes the purple shirt) who always smiles when I come, so ok first few times it freaked me out and then I found out why he was so smiley, he is a punjabi(the silver bangle gives it away honey, its not like it's written on our foreheads). So fine being the nice punjabi person I am, i decided to smile back.
Then today he was standing at the ledge a little above the pathway to the men's changing room and he sneezes, like the not covering the mouth and splinters everywhere type sneeze! Right after that I see someone walking out of the men's changing room. Ok so I ain't perfect I so had to laugh ok! I was polite though I looked at the situation and he turned to look at me and then I covered my mouth and turned away and laughed. It's one of those you have to be there type scenarios.
So he comes to me and says " why are you laughing?" and I am like " you almost sneezed on someone!" and he was like " yeah,lucky no one was there". Then there was this queer chinese gentleman seated at the table next to mine who gets up to leave. This purple shirt says to me in punjabi, about the chinese guy," look he is gay,crazy gay" and I am like thinking to myself, you don't tell me your name or ask for mine but you start a convo about a gay person????
So me being me shot back at him in punjabi, " my bff is gay" and got up to leave! I might have added to him that don't try to sneeze on anyone again! Gosh, what have punjabi's come too?
Love Always,
Reems